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Xbox 360, cigarettes, alcohol, weed, skating, and not being able to find your pants. Ask me shit because I have nothing to do all day but be awesome and that wears me the fuck out. Don't like what I post? 1. I apologize. 2. I don't mean to offend you. 3. 1 & 2 are lies. 4. You're a bitch. I LOVE YOU ALL!!


best fucking friends forever 

best fucking friends forever 

I’m bored af and right now i’m WAY too damn lazy to post shit. ASK AWAY MOTHER FUCKERS!!

mzhighernhigher:

Purple Sticky Icky
I’d rather this then sex right now.. or maybe this then sex after.. whatever

mzhighernhigher:

Purple Sticky Icky

I’d rather this then sex right now.. or maybe this then sex after.. whatever

I am an asshole

I am an asshole

not trying to offend anyone with the word “fags”!!

not trying to offend anyone with the word “fags”!!

I’m an asshole.

I’m an asshole.

fuckyeahthebeatlesandpinkfloyd:

Roger makes it faster,bitch

alternative-and-lovely said: Ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww look its yoouuuu

Suck my metaphorical dick.